Pop Culture Lesbian

Before i even start this post i would like to say for the record that i have nothing against gay people at all, not in any way. But i do, however, have a problem with people who conveniently use sexuality interchangeably and to their advantage. Now this applies to both men and women i suppose but i don't think that i have ever witnessed a man doing what it is i am about to complain about. If you are curious to what i am talking about here is the subject of this post; The Pop Culture Lesbian.

Signs of a Pop Culture Lesbian:

1. That girl at the club who is constantly making out with other girls strictly to get the attention of the men in the club. She has no real intent on being with a woman, but she knows that the guys in the club want to see.

2. A woman touches another woman's breast and giggles as if she is doing something really naughty. A real lesbian, or even bisexual woman, will not giggle foolishly after coming in sexual contact with another woman.

3. A woman who talks about hooking up with other girls but never ever does so.

Like i said i have nothing against lesbian or bisexual women. But if you like to kiss other girls for attention, make out with other women but are disgusted with the thought of stuffing your face into a vagina, think its funny and exciting to grab another woman's boob, or do anything sexual with another woman strictly for shock value then i have news for you: You have watched one too many Britney Spears music video and are in fact a Pop Culture Lesbian. You are using a legitimate sexuality for the purpose of shock value or obtaining something for yourself, and that's just sad. Want that guy in the club to notice you and pay attention to you? Try going up and talking to him. That way he will probably be interested in having an actual conversation with you rather then just gawking at the slutty girl necking with her friend. You want to feel like you are doing something naughty or that you shouldn't do? Go steal a fucking candy bar and get caught. how's that for being naughty? Do you really need attention that bad that you are willing to pretend to be something that your not? If so next time your at the club get down on all fours and start barking like a dog. I can assure you that people will pay just as much attention to you and probably think you have just about as much class as the two obviously straight girls necking for attention.

Leave being gay up to the people who actually are. Wanna show your support? Go to their parade or something. Other then that, turn off MTV, get your shit together, and stop pretending to be something your not.